Oscar noms are here! Soon we can start the long, tire-spinning process of analyzing the Academy's picks for patterns and trends, reading possible portents into their eventual winners, believing we have it all figured out then talking ourselves out of it, and catching up on all the docs, songs, foreign films, and
The 100-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared.
This process takes weeks, and by the time we reach the season's end we become numb to all the prognosticating, and resigned to the apparent winners. That's why I feel it important to document my first impressions for posterity while they're still fresh in my mind.
At first blush, this year's slate comes down to a whole lot of glaring, disappointing omissions that are redeemed by the outstanding haul for
Mad Max: Fury Road. I held out far longer than I should have on its Best Picture chances, superstitiously beholden to the belief that the Academy would never be cool enough to spring for this type of in-your-face action extravaganza. Happy to be wrong. Excluding the foreseeable snub of Junkie XL's manic score, AMPAS gave this movie absolutely every nomination it deserved. We should always remember this as a significant triumph over genre bias.
I do find myself, however, progressively more nettled with every passing hour at the dominance of
The Revenant, a uber-masculin ego trip for which I did not care. Sure, it'll finally win Leo his Oscar
(Best Grunter in a Leading Role), but seldom has a movie taken so long
to say so little. Even
The Hateful Eight was better in this respect. The Fox publicists will no doubt move heaven and earth to pitch it
as an 'issue movie' about displaced indigenous peoples, but in truth
it's a barren, simplistic revenge saga stretched over what feels like 3
hours of disturbing, unpleasant misery porn. While I certainly can't fault the nominations for Inarritu's sound, vfx and design crews (and of course Chivo), it troubles me to envision the Academy seriously considering this for the win.
Far behind those two craft hogs,
The Martian was a distant second with seve, followed by
Spotlight,
Bridge of Spies and
Carol with six nods apiece. And yet one of these things is tragically not like the others:
Carol was left oft the Best Picture ballot, which only numbered eight for the second straight year. If something as subtle and refined as
Spotlight can make it in (and possibly win), why not Todd Haynes' exquisite masterwork? (Some have proposed that the tired old #OscarsSoWhite hashtag should be replaced with #OscarsSoMale)
Check out more knee-jerk reactions -- and a few cursory predictions -- after the cut.