KA-BAY!!! I awoke with a start last night to what sounded like an artillery shell going off outside my bedroom window. “It's the Keiser!” was my immediate reaction. “He's come back to finish the job!” But after ten minutes of cowering, I emerged from beneath my box-spring to find my room, my house, and the surrounding property quite intact. KA-BAY!!! There it was again. I followed the curious sound to the end of the street, across the highway, past seven city blocks, finally tracing it to my nearest multiplex, where I discovered to source of the offending noises. “It's Michael Bay!” I cried. “He's come back to finish the job!”
